Warhammer Fantasy
Topics regarding Warhammer Fantasy Battle
King of the Gnoblars 2012
Jan 14th

Following Barry Lynch’s victory at the inaugural event in 2011, King of the Gnoblars returns for a second year this March. The Wargaming Association of Cork invites Warhammer Fantasy Battle players from all walks of gaming life to come and compete for the title of 2012 champion.
The event will run in UCC on the 3rd and 4th of March and will cost €10/person or €40 for a team ticket of 5 people.
Substitute Soldiers….
Jan 11th
Using alternative miniatures in your games!
- by James Carey
Time has passed since the early days of miniature gaming, when Games Workshop effectively stood alone in miniature gaming. Since the early days of Warhammer 40,000 Rogue Trader and the Warhammer Fantasy Role Play Mass Combat game, many things have changed. For one, Games Workshop are now a commercial juggernaught. Still a leader in their field and turning profits in a recession, there are so many mainstream commercial enterprises which are falling on hard times (HMV) or as we all know too well are gone altogether.
While GW has undoubtedly changed in the last fifteen or so years, so have many other things in gaming. Other companies have surfaced some have come and gone while others, like Privateer Press, Corvus Belli, Mantic games, Rackham, Warlord Games, and Mongoose Publishing to name a few have surfaced. Some have had a massive impact on the hobby on a world-wide scale, bringing something new and special to the hobby, for the benefit of all! Maybe doing GW the favour of providing some healthy competition. Unfortunately, some have faded into the mists of obscurity for all time*.
So with many other companies, new and old, producing models in a varied range including historical, fantasy, science fiction, and alternative history, the modern gamer has a wide amount of choice for alternative toy soldiers to really personalise their own armies.
Personally, I have always liked to use models from the same company, regardless of game, in my armies for conversions or even simply alternative models. Over time though, this has changed slightly, but my own reason for doing so was because I felt the consistent look with the same scale and sculptors across the ranges, primarily with my GW armies seemed somehow more fitting. While I have become more lax with this on account of more products being available to me I still retain this mentality with Privateer Press games, mainly because that particular line and gaming world is so unique. In contrast, you could easily use some generic sci-fi soldiers or even WW2 models as Imperial Guard regiments for Warhammer (if the scale is right, in my humble opinion…), it is very hard to find an alternative for Cryx Bonejacks or Cyngar Stormblades.
Now, we come full circle. The tournament scene in Ireland has exploded in the last few years. People are travelling to more events, the internet has become a very useful communications tool for advertising tournaments and interaction between gamers who normally would not get the chance to talk all that much. While I miss Games Workshop running tournaments in Ireland, I think it is a very good thing that there are independently run tournaments by gamers, for gamers. A major problem I always had with the Games Workshop tournament pack was models had to be GW. This used to be the model having to be at least 50% GW. I heard recently that this percentage has increased. ‘Terrible’ is the word I would use to describe this rule.
I remember a few years back a GW tournament in Limerick where a local (at the time) from the Gathering used a Feral Ork army, using large dinosaur models as his Squiggoths and converting them. He had two in the army if I recall correctly. Long story short, he was told he couldn’t use them as they were not 50% GW, and part of them were scratch built. So, this cool, unique army was not allowed to play! I don’t know if this guy stopped playing because of this, but within a few months he had stopped visiting into the shop, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen him at a con or a tournament since. I’d imagine that these two things are related. I could be wrong, in fact I hope I’m wrong but due to this silly rule, a unique army has been lost to the gaming scene, and now Ireland is down one gamer.
Anyway, let’s try and keep it positive, and less about anger at big businesses and their brain-dead policies. Mantic games have released their Space Dwarves**, and they are very, very nice. What the hell, they are awesome. Buy them, use them as Forge Fathers in Warpath, and get friends in your gaming group interested by getting the local Space Ork player to bring along his models to use as Warpath Orx***, so nobody else has to spend money if they don’t want to. Then, use your Space Dwarves as Space Marines, in independently run tournaments, where it will be allowed. So now, you have saved money with less expensive models, have an army for two games, and in one game, a very unique looking Space Marine army.
I hope you enjoyed reading this article, and hope it didn’t come across as a jumbled mess with no direction in its writing, or a shameless plug of my own political opinion/agenda. Vote Republican! Gingrich 2012
Remember: Violence is never the answer, unless the question is ‘What is not the answer?’
*Rest in peace, Starship Troopers. Your time with us, though short, is fondly remembered.
**Pronounced ‘Forge Fathers’
***Pronounced ‘Orcs’
Underground Gamers Campaign – update 1
Dec 15th
Well its that time of year again boys and girls the annual attempt at getting a campaign up and running only to fall flat on its arse again.
This year me, Fergus, Steve and Scully have started a little mini campaign to get us playing some games again on a Tuesday. We’re going for soft, friendly armies and a relaxed playing atmosphere (sorry Lenny this rules you out). The campaign itself will hopefully last a long time. It will be mostly narrative with rules and scenarios made up on the fly depending on how good or bad I’m doing. It’s going to be open ended like Fergus, so anyone can drop in for a bit of dirty fun and play and odd game and we ll write it in somehow. We’re allowing allies and even army changes on the way to keep it interesting.
The campaign itself will be set on the magic ancient Warhammer island of Japan because I found a handy map of it and updates on the campaign will appear here sporadically when I can be pushed and between gaps in looking at porn on the net. At the moment I m using a Chaos list I m slowly assembling for Phil’s tale of three retards. Steve is playing with his Beastmen, Scully like his mongrel background is playing with a mess of Dwarves and Elves and Fergus is playing with his Empire and Ogres, and of course…himself.
Campaign Night 1
War had come to the ancient island of Jaipain. Armies were already being mustered on the plains. In the High passes the Dwarves and Elves prepared to march, grumbling over their uneasy treaty. Along the beach scores of halberdiers lofted their weapons shoulder high like a forest of willowy steel pines. In the forests and the dark places of the island the Beastmen crept into the sunlight braying at the winters sun. And from the sea mightiest of them all The God King Heff stood at the prow of his flagship girding his well-endowed loins in the wind and slapping the faces of the gods themselves with his manhood.
The Empire and the Dwarves were first to clash forming up in blustering lines on the western shore. Threats were hurled, mothers were insulted but in the end like two strutting peacocks both forces limped away after their empty posturing.
More to the north the God king Heff was the first of his people to set foot on the golden shores. Spreading his feet wide he placed his muscular legs upon the sand and proclaimed to his men “I have led you to the promised land now bow before me and you shall receive my salty blessing”. The ignorant natives having seen this display of power bent the knee also and began calling him Godzilla after their elephant God.
The battle however did not go as well. Taking advantage the beastmen hordes erupted from the nearby forests. Caught completely unawares only the tactical brilliance of the God King allowed his men to make a tactical treat. As Ste-Gor prophet of the Stumpty Orphan God shook his fist and hurled his faeces at their departing backs.
Well the first night of games went well. Spurred on by a brilliantly written scenario in which one side had to force their way into their opponent’s deployment zone two epic games of warhammer were played. In the main game my mighty Chaos army limped into action against Steve’s beastmen hordes. Unfortunately due to extreme luck and a dodgy last turn stubborn roll I was robbed of victory giving Steve the bonus points for the mission and went down 17-3. Not the first time I ve gone down with this army and it probably won’t be the last time I go down… but still it left a dirty taste in my mouth.
The second game beside us descended into farce and quickly became one of the most boring and pussiest games of warhammer I’ve ever seen. Like two tramps without a can opener and a tin of beans they stood staring at each other for most of the night with not a clue what to do. Some models moved forward and some moved back and that was about it. The only highlight of the game was Fergus continuing soiling himself as they both played out a dull 10-10 draw.
So after the first week Steve has lucked himself into the dominate position…something, judging from his John Wayne like walk, he is completely used to. Next week should see Steve take on the might of the Scully’s pick-and-mix army. Jolly old saint Nic will be the campaigning virgin trying to protect his modesty and Bretonnians from hoary old Fergus.
Till then bye.
As recounted by the Heff from the Underground Gamers on the Wargaming Ireland forum
NWG 2011
Aug 11th
NWG 2011 will take place on the weekend of September 16th-18th in the Amber Springs Hotel in Gorey. The Fantasy and 40k events take place on the Saturday and Sunday. We have the venue booked for pickup games on the Friday evening and there will be demonstrations of Infinity on the Saturday evening.
Rules packs and more information to follow.
Sign up thread see http://w-ired.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=1725
Road to Glory Series
Aug 11th
The Road to Glory Series returns this September and October in Gamers World Dublin. Further information to come.
Road to Glory II : The Revenge – Saturday September 3rd, Gamers World Dublin, 10am. 1000 points Fantasy. 4 games. Non-ranking. €10.
Road to Glory III : Mercury Rising – Saturday October 1st, Gamers World Dublin, 10am. 1250 points Fantasy. 4 games. Non-ranking. €10.
All welcome. Please note that players may attend as many or as few of the Road to Glory events as they wish. Free doughnuts will be provided (I’m not making that mistake again).
Entry fees break down as follows – €5 to the shop for tables. €3 for prizes for the current event. €2 retained for overall series prizes.
Full rulespacks with composition systems will be posted soon. One event will have very little comp, the other will have more.
Rules pack and registration for Road to Glory II : The Revenge see http://w-ired.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=1739
“Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more”
Jul 12th
So after FARCE not turning out as I’d hoped, despite having a fantastic day, the results were like playing Ogres in 7th edition all over again. I really thought those dark days were behind me. It was a long time since I’d been beaten in four games in a row (including the friendly game against Jay Saturday night).
So with Brocon around the corner, my reaction was that of any sensible gamer, “Daemons, I need Daemons”, but one glaring problem, Daemons would cost money so that ruled them out as an option. So it left me with the armies I’d amassed over the years, Tomb Kings – lots of chariots, archers and the likes, but didn’t think it could have been an option without the new toys. Secondly, Warriors of Chaos – My Tzeentch Horde, 100 Marauders, 40-60 Warriors depending on whether I wanted to include Chosen, again I decided against this, but this was more to do with my third option, Vampire Counts.
Well to be more accurate Ghouls, having received a Mantic Vampire army as a Christmas present I’d acquired some extra Ghouls along the way, in and about 110 of them to be honest. As I started reading through the army book, I knew these were the guys to take to war. Cheap Poison, loads of attacks, near complete control of the magic phase. So after a few practice games I settled on a list with maximum Ghouls, minimum everything else:
Vampire Lord – General – LV3 (Lore of Vampires) – The Flayed Hauberk – Talisman of Preservation – Helm of Commandment – Dark Acolyte – Forbidden Lore – Summon Ghouls
Vampire LV1 (Lore of Vampires) – BSB – Armour of Fortune – Black Periapt – Master of the Black Arts
Necromancer – Vanhel’s Danse Macabre- Dispel Scroll
Necromancer – Vanhel’s Danse Macabre – Power Stone
40 Crypt Ghouls
35 Crypt Ghouls
30 Crypt Ghouls
20 Skeleton Warriors FC
20 Grave Guard FC – The Banner of the Barrows
4 Cairn Wraiths
With the list decided I submitted it for Brocon and all was well.
Well so I thought, as I tried to get my Ghouls ready in time, I realised if current rumours are correct this would be the last fantasy tournament I’d be attending before an Ogre update, all going well and if Conclave II was at a similar time to last year, the ogre update would be tournament legal.
Having played through 7th edition and into 8th I surely couldn’t give up on Ogres at this stage, it just didn’t seem right, so I quickly wrote out my standard list and sent it Brocon to replace my filthy Vampire list.
As Brocon quickly approaches my Ogres step once more and perhaps finally as the bottom tier army in to the breach, looking not to get beaten about the place. Although, there’s a saying in poker,” Look Around the Poker Table; If You Can’t See the Sucker, You’re It”. So I’ve looked at the sign up list so far for Brocon and I can’t seem to find the Bunny!
Should I be worried?
Sayl the Faithless and Nightmaw (from Warhammer Forge)
Apr 13th
Even more goodies out today with the release of Sayl the Faithless and Nightmaw.
From Warhammer Forge:
Sayl is pre-eminent among the Dolgan tribe, and his rise to ascendancy began with his allegiance to Schalkain the Vile, as one of his seven seer-apprentices. Sayl’s honeyed lies turned each acolyte against the others, and fanned the flames of suspicion into murderous strife. Eventually Schalkain was manipulated into conducting a dark rite involving Sayl and three fellow ‘loyal’ apprentices which resulted in Schalkain’s horrific death at the hands of a daemon beholden to Sayl, while the three surviving acolytes were twisted into a terrible beast known as Nightmaw. Hated and feared, Sayl the Faithless and Nightmaw now march alongside Tamurkhan the Maggot Lord.
Experimental rules are available here.
Tamurkhan on Toad Dragon (new from Warhammer Forge)
Apr 13th
Great to see more Warhammer Forge stuff coming out – this looks an enormous beast. Assuming that the model on top is Ogre Tyrant sized, it’s got to absolutely huge.
From Warhammer Forge:
The fell legend of Tamurkhan has been whispered for many centuries amongst the nefarious tribes of the Chaos Wastes. Some tales speak of him as a scion of the Great Kurgan, one of four sons each cast to the four winds to conquer and enslave. Others claim that he was once no more than vermin – a corpse-canker grown fat and clever on the spoils of the battlefield, swelled and transformed by the light of the Ruinous Powers. Perhaps the most fell creature under his command is the mighty Toad Dragon Bubebolos, a huge, reeking, primeval horror and greatest of all its bloated kind. Blessedly few in number, the Toad Dragons are lumbering horrors from a forgotten age whose flesh festers with unwholesome rot and whose black blood is clotted with maggots and carrion worms.
Experimental rules can be found here – link.
BroCon 2011
Mar 11th

After a good start last year Brocon is back this summer with an aim to rise to a higher standard. After carefully taking into account all reviews of last year UL Gsoc and the LDC are proud to present Brocon 2011.
Location: EGO10, University of Limerick
Price: 10euro day pass, 15euro weekend pass
Date: 16th-17th of July
Warhammer Fantasy: 2400pt two day tournament, rulespack soon to come
Warhammer 40,000: 1750pt two day tournament, rulespack soon to come
This will be a ranking event (assuming it stands to the criteria set for 2011/2012)
Full details – http://w-ired.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=1251
King of the Gnoblars 2011
Mar 11th
King of the Gnoblars 2011
The King of the Gnoblars 2011 is a Warhammer Fantasy Battle tournament being held in University College Cork, Ireland,
during Paddy’s weekend in March 2011. All Warhammer Fantasy players of age 18 or older are invited to come and compete for the grand title of King of the Gnoblars. Do you have what it takes to be crowned King? Probably not, but come anyway!
Time/venue: UCC , Cork, 19-20th March. Registration will begin at 10.00am on Saturday, with round one from 10.30-13.00, round 2 from 13.30-16.00 and round 3 from 16.30-19.00. On Sunday, round 4 will be from 10.00-12.30, round 5 from 13.00-15.30, and awards at 16.15.
Full details – http://w-ired.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=1051
